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Published August 2008
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Raphus cucullatus
Okay, so we’re famous for all the wrong reasons, Our ancestors shed their energy expense & settled On Mauritius – selection did the rest & our wings Pared back. Portuguese found us, forest dwelling. We were both food & amusement for European Lunch breaks. Paid for our round the world trip By eating stones in all the grand capitals, but our Bodies were farcical, beaks delivered a nasty bite. Once the tour was over, bird comedy dead, more Serious matters took hold, Dutch landlords moved In. Your domesticity ended our talent show & tired Of shitting rocks, we invaded your mothertongue. Carved out a comfy niche in your lingual evolution. A new grammatical species took over – dodo idiom.
Pinguinus impennis
You slept on us mostly –Vikings invented the mattress & needed stuffing, otherwise Old Norse spines ended up As museum pieces! Geirfugl you named us, which could Translate as ‘a good nights sleep’, but we linguistically trail – Blazed the march of penguins long before you discovered Their southern spot; we meant ‘fat’ in Latin, which was an Open invite to berserkers & fishermen alike. We laid one Egg a year & spent our days swimming in the ocean’s yolk. When we were nothing more than legend collectors dove in. We ended up an Icelandic saga. Three heroes topped us off – Brandsson, Islefsson and Ketilsson sent to recover specimens & eggs finished up with the lot! As Fenrir the Wolf licked our Feathers, a permanent winter set in. By 1844 it was all over. As extinctions go, ours was a mild enough Ragnarok.
Ectopistes migratorius
We spent a whole day winging by your window Blue-feathered arrows that enchanted children. So cloaked, that we shadowed you from the sun. In legion we broke trees down, our species weight Bent facts, five billion of us once monstered acorn, Chestnut, rivers of the sky, we churned thermals With our morse code hearts: we passed as thought. Your hunger snapped us up, we fed your nesting Instinct, great rookeries you built on hilltops west Consuming forest & beech nut, crying forward! Isn’t it ironic then, that just as our kind winked out Zoo poked one early September morn, your species Of mass destruction woke up & looking for someone New to kill, & export, turned your attention inward.
Pezoporus occidentalis
We’re the kind of bird that gets poets going, Our cult status assured, we’re the half-mythical, Anti-institutional un-parrot like animal, night- Addicted, we need our Southern Cross fix like Your kind need to argue existence, ours mainly. We’re specialists in leaving you tantalising clues, The outback’s full of bodies they say, we dumped One for you by the side of the road, circa 1990. No featherprints detected. Our death is a private Matter, nightriders versus skywalkers – it’s a level Playing field thing. We’ve learnt from experience That your species can’t handle these half measures. Perhaps, we only exist in your poetic imagination, Not knowing is the worst; you poor, poor creatures.
B. R. Dionysius’s poetry appears in HEAT Series 2 Number 7.
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