Published April 2023
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Horse Carpaccio
One remainder bin
at McNally Jackson was still full of straw
from the time Bess had wrangled a commercial tie-in
with the Grain and Feed Association. If there’s a flaw
in the argument for heavy hors d’oeuvres
it’s surely horse meat raw
as the sciatic nerve
that runs from Parma to Palermo.
‘Lucretius knew a great poem embodies a swerve,’
Bess had ventured, ‘as a chariot horse must reaffirm
its first refusal on the field
against the Parthians.’ The squirm
of a peeled
shrimp offered by a Lufthansa flugbegleiter.
American Grain and Feed no longer gave good yield
and were skittish about being underwriters
of this beano for Bess’s New and Selected Poems.
She was now visibly slighter
than when she’d slow-danced a jeroboam
of Moet & Chandon
through the bookstore. Slow-danced a jeroboam
while singing Jacques Brel’s Quand on
n’a que l’amour.
Partly because she was used to being abandoned
she favoured a mare that was an easy doer
and could be turned out without being coddled.
‘A whole other league from Brassens and Aznavour
though they all modelled
themselves on your fellow flugbegleiter, J.S. Bach.’
Even as American Grain and Feed dawdled
another woodcock
broke cover. ‘Brel? Must be a Belgian name.
I do know a “gambrel” refers to both a horse’s hock
and a hook for hanging game.’
That had been at the Horse Carpaccio launch.
Partly because she herself was playing a long game
Bess had indeed become a byword for staunch.
Any page she’d written since was not just sliced thin
but sliced thin from her own haunch.
Paul Muldoon
Paul Muldoon was born in County Armagh in 1951. He now lives in New York. A former radio and television producer for the BBC in Belfast, he has taught at Princeton University for thirty-five years. He is the author of fourteen collections of poetry including Howdie-Skelp, in 2021. He is a Fellow of the Royal […]
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